There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
Actions speak louder than pants.
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i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Rumble strips road head = magical
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Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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