carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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