she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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