one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
His nipple licking is glorious
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