a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
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I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
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btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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