also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
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im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
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because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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