how can u be prego again
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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