I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
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