Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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