You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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