The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
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