he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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