i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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