Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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