I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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