I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
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How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
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CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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