school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
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