This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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