And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
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