Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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