He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
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My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
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It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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