I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
if any two of us come back from the bar and aren't getting laid we will systematically destroy everything in the kitchen
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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