Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
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