Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
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I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
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Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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