You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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