Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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