I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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