i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
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I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
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You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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