just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
