He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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