Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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