I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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