You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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