I just made out with a guy for $7.
I need to stop coming to work sober
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
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We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
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HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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