I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Randomize
