better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
You dont lie about slip and slides
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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