My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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