Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
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