so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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