Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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