We're facebook friends in real life
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
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Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
there is glitter all over my balls
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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