so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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