I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
God, I missed his penis.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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