So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
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