Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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