i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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