talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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