is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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