some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
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The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
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My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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