i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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