Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
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