he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
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Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
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I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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