I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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