i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
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I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
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I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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