do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
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my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
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My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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