if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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