I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
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She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
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Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
false alarm, still single
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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