We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
Holy shit dude........stairs
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
