What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
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Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
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One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
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