when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
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you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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