Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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